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Skhilled

2024-03-24, 09:52:09
It may be released as early as today...if we all agree on it. ;)
 

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2024-03-24, 09:37:46
Thank you, sir!  :)
 

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2024-03-24, 09:28:38
I like it. Dark themes are not my first choice, but I like the crisp, clean lines.  :thumbup:
 

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2024-03-24, 08:50:36
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2024-03-24, 08:46:18
We almost have another theme completed.  :laugh:
 

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Hi Steve.  :)
 

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I missed that one. LOL

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A little post election humor.....
« on: November 14, 2016, 06:54:27 AM »
... found this on one of my wood turning sites
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So this moth goes into a podiatrist's office.
The doctor asks the moth, "What seems to be the problem?"

The moth says, "Doc, I don't know where to start. I feel like my whole life has been a waste of time. I've been at the same job for twenty years and I don't just hate it, I'm revolted by it. I can barely summon the strength to drag myself in every day but I have no choice because I'm indebt up to my compound eyes. The idea of doing this job for years more just makes me sick. I've grown apart from my wife. She's no longer the woman I loved, and I can barely stand to be around her but I feel guilty for feeling that way about her. Doc, it just eats me up inside.
My daughter's shacked up at eighteen with a guy I can't stand, who's terrible for her and she dropped out of school, but she won't listen to reason and it breaks my heart. And my son... Doc, I just don't know if I love my own son, because he reminds me of everything I hate about myself. I look into his eyes and see the same disgusting, snivelling cowardice I know everyone sees in mine. I can't even work up the courage to pull out my gun and blow my own brains out. I feel like my entire life is nothing more than a fragile web of lies just barely holding me back from the screaming abyss."

The podiatrist says to the moth, "You do seem to have a lot of problems, but I'm just a podiatrist. You need to see a therapist, a psychiatrist even. Why did you come to me?"

And the moth says, "Well, the light was on."
"Not all who wander are lost."-Tolkien
Yesterday When I was Young.

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Re: A little post election humor.....
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2016, 06:57:14 AM »
"Not all who wander are lost."-Tolkien
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Re: A little post election humor.....
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2016, 08:57:49 AM »
LOL! Those were great!