Topic: Suicide Counseling

[Skhilled (OP)]

A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high bridge, about to jump off.

A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?"

She screamed, "NO! Bug off you filthy old bastard!"

He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."

She didn't jump...   See?  Suicide counseling works!

[Ken]

Gallows humor... I like it.