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Yesterday at 21:09:09
I've upgraded the server...more resources. ;)
 

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Yesterday at 20:57:10
Now that you mention it...  :D
 

Skhilled

Yesterday at 20:47:19
...and, you should notice that the site is much faster.  :o
 

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Skhilled

Yesterday at 17:56:10
Re-read the message below...
 

Skhilled

2024-03-31, 15:22:06
Oh yeah, you need to upgrade the site first...
 

Ken

2024-03-30, 09:54:54
Whoops! I forgot that the SMF install here on OFF is out of date!  :'(
 

Ken

2024-03-30, 09:44:48
 Conga-Rats Steve!  :thumbup:
Me gonna install it here just for the fun of it!  :)
 

Skhilled

2024-03-29, 22:15:23
Released!  :D
 

Skhilled

2024-03-24, 09:52:09
It may be released as early as today...if we all agree on it. ;)

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Suicide Counseling
« on: May 25, 2016, 10:25:13 AM »
A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high bridge, about to jump off.

A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?"

She screamed, "NO! Bug off you filthy old bastard!"

He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."

She didn't jump...   See?  Suicide counseling works!
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Re: Suicide Counseling
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2016, 01:48:28 PM »
Gallows humor... I like it.  :hah!:
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