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Now that you mention it...  :D
 

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Re-read the message below...
 

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Whoops! I forgot that the SMF install here on OFF is out of date!  :'(
 

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 Conga-Rats Steve!  :thumbup:
Me gonna install it here just for the fun of it!  :)
 

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Offline Ken (OP)

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It sure is hot here!!!
« on: July 15, 2008, 08:04:38 AM »
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of their hectic schedules, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on a Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in the Lobby, so he decided to send an email to his wife.

However, he accidentally mistyped her email address, and without realising this error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who had a heart attack and died. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room and saw the computer screen which read:

[spoiler]
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!
[/spoiler]
« Last Edit: July 15, 2008, 08:23:04 AM by GP Ken »
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