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Now that you mention it...  :D
 

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Re-read the message below...
 

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Oh yeah, you need to upgrade the site first...
 

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Whoops! I forgot that the SMF install here on OFF is out of date!  :'(
 

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 Conga-Rats Steve!  :thumbup:
Me gonna install it here just for the fun of it!  :)
 

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Released!  :D
 

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It may be released as early as today...if we all agree on it. ;)

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Offline Ken (OP)

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Lie Detector
« on: January 17, 2017, 05:08:12 PM »
Saw this one over on SMF.  laughing7

Quote from: TheListener on November 24, 2013, 09:16:02 PM
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner.

DAD: Son, where were you today during school?
SON: At school *robot slaps son*
SON: OK, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story *robot slaps son again*
SON: OK, it was A Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was. *Robot slaps dad*
MOM: HAHA!! After all he is your son, *Robot slaps mom*
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Re: Lie Detector
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2017, 08:03:56 AM »
Excellent! LMAO!!!
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