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2024-04-19, 10:32:40
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I've upgraded the server...more resources. ;)
 

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2024-04-18, 20:57:10
Now that you mention it...  :D
 

Skhilled

2024-04-18, 20:47:19
...and, you should notice that the site is much faster.  :o
 

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2024-04-18, 20:31:37
Hey Steve.
 

Skhilled

2024-04-18, 17:56:10
Re-read the message below...
 

Skhilled

2024-03-31, 15:22:06
Oh yeah, you need to upgrade the site first...
 

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2024-03-30, 09:54:54
Whoops! I forgot that the SMF install here on OFF is out of date!  :'(
 

Ken

2024-03-30, 09:44:48
 Conga-Rats Steve!  :thumbup:
Me gonna install it here just for the fun of it!  :)
 

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Offline Ken (OP)

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Telling Him Softly
« on: January 25, 2014, 07:35:51 AM »
With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No" said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage, created by a soft, silky, pushup bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No I haven't," he said with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, unzipped her skirt, letting it drop to the floor and seductively reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No way" he said becoming even more aroused and excited to which she replied:



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Re: Telling Him Softly
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2014, 07:51:40 AM »
And they haven't found her body since. LOL

Offline Lesmond

Re: Telling Him Softly
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2014, 08:57:38 PM »
You are so bad steve lol