Topic: Free to a Good Home

[Ken (OP)]

Found this on the Roanoke Craig's list. 

http://roanoke.craigslist.org/pet/5081333122.html

MY girlfriend does not like my beagle molly. SO i have to rehome her.
She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
So. . .. . ...anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!
*Update 06/24/* sorry but she has been re-homed her original breeders (Her Parents) have taken her back home* Molly & I are Looking for a new one

[Skhilled]

LOL! Good one!!!