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Skhilled

2024-03-24, 09:52:09
It may be released as early as today...if we all agree on it. ;)
 

Skhilled

2024-03-24, 09:37:46
Thank you, sir!  :)
 

Ken

2024-03-24, 09:28:38
I like it. Dark themes are not my first choice, but I like the crisp, clean lines.  :thumbup:
 

Skhilled

2024-03-24, 08:56:28
The original theme is here:

https://www.jpr62.com/demos/index.php
 

Skhilled

2024-03-24, 08:53:17
You can always see the latest previews here but registration is disabled:

https://skhilled.com/cztest/index.php
 

Ken

2024-03-24, 08:50:36
Any previews yet?
 

Skhilled

2024-03-24, 08:46:18
We almost have another theme completed.  :laugh:
 

Skhilled

2024-03-24, 08:45:18
What's up, bro?  :drinking:
 

Ken

2024-03-24, 08:42:45
Hi Steve.  :)
 

Skhilled

2024-02-21, 21:11:25
I missed that one. LOL

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Offline Ken (OP)

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The Love Dress
« on: July 18, 2015, 05:33:24 PM »
Mother Walks In On Her Daughter-In-Law. Then Responds With This.


A woman stops by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocks on the door then immediately walks in.

She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music is playing, candles are lit, and the aroma of perfume fills the room.

"What are you doing?!" she asks.

"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in- law explains.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaims.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law answers.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Jeff loves me and wants me to wear this dress. It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and can't get enough of me!"

The mother-in-law leaves, inspired by what she has learned.

When the mother-in-law gets home, she undresses, showers, puts on her best perfume, dims the lights, puts on a romantic CD, and lays on the couch, expectantly awaiting her husband. Finally, her husband comes home. He walks in and sees her lying there provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"This is my love dress," she whispers sensually.

"Needs ironing," he says. "What's for dinner?

... he never heard the gunshot.
"Not all who wander are lost."-Tolkien
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Re: The Love Dress
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2015, 11:20:03 PM »
Maybe the ironing might have helped...