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How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
« on: November 07, 2010, 03:30:29 PM »
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. On all your check stubs, write 'For Marijuana'.

3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

4. Order a "Diet Water" whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

5. Sing along at the opera.

6. When the money comes out the ATM, acream 'I won! I won!'

7. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'

8. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the Economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

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Re: How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2010, 03:53:53 PM »
Those are funny.  :hah:
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Re: How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2010, 04:34:40 PM »
#7 and #9 are my favs. Sounds like something I'd thing of...  :innocent:

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Re: How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2010, 04:52:47 PM »
I like them all, very funny indeed :rofl: