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Skhilled

2024-03-24, 09:52:09
It may be released as early as today...if we all agree on it. ;)
 

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2024-03-24, 09:37:46
Thank you, sir!  :)
 

Ken

2024-03-24, 09:28:38
I like it. Dark themes are not my first choice, but I like the crisp, clean lines.  :thumbup:
 

Skhilled

2024-03-24, 08:56:28
The original theme is here:

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Skhilled

2024-03-24, 08:53:17
You can always see the latest previews here but registration is disabled:

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Ken

2024-03-24, 08:50:36
Any previews yet?
 

Skhilled

2024-03-24, 08:46:18
We almost have another theme completed.  :laugh:
 

Skhilled

2024-03-24, 08:45:18
What's up, bro?  :drinking:
 

Ken

2024-03-24, 08:42:45
Hi Steve.  :)
 

Skhilled

2024-02-21, 21:11:25
I missed that one. LOL

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Offline Ken (OP)

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Got Stopped Today!
« on: January 03, 2020, 04:24:18 PM »
Soooo I got pulled over in Winston-Salem today.... I already knew why he got me (I Was Speeding) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me. So I decided to try my luck. I got fart spray as a gag gift on Christmas and decided to try it out 🤣 The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays. So as the cop walks toward my car I sprayed about 5 squirts. He gets to my window and asks me to get out. I said I can’t! He stopped dead in his tracks and said lawd...what is that? I said I got a situation going on sir! The look on his face was priceless. I said, Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying get home because I.... (he is at my window and I didn't even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says... Oh my!! I think you need an ambulance. I said no (trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick 🤣)
Officer: BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. I’LL ESCORT YOU!
You guys , I did not expect it to go this way but the Officer followed me back to my house , & waited til I got out my car (he stayed in his). I had to walk all the way to the door, holding my butt cheeks, and limpin’ like I was hurtin’! No ticket written!
If you read until the end, I stole this status. So copy & paste like I did. Because everyone could use a good laugh ! 😂 Happy New Years, y’all! lol
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Re: Got Stopped Today!
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2020, 09:36:33 PM »
Luckily, he got a good cop. LOL What if he got a bad one?  :evil: