Topic: Lie Detector

[Ken (OP)]

Saw this one over on SMF. 

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner.

DAD: Son, where were you today during school?
SON: At school *robot slaps son*
SON: OK, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story *robot slaps son again*
SON: OK, it was A Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was. *Robot slaps dad*
MOM: HAHA!! After all he is your son, *Robot slaps mom*

[Skhilled]

Excellent! LMAO!!!