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Skhilled

2024-03-24, 09:52:09
It may be released as early as today...if we all agree on it. ;)
 

Skhilled

2024-03-24, 09:37:46
Thank you, sir!  :)
 

Ken

2024-03-24, 09:28:38
I like it. Dark themes are not my first choice, but I like the crisp, clean lines.  :thumbup:
 

Skhilled

2024-03-24, 08:56:28
The original theme is here:

https://www.jpr62.com/demos/index.php
 

Skhilled

2024-03-24, 08:53:17
You can always see the latest previews here but registration is disabled:

https://skhilled.com/cztest/index.php
 

Ken

2024-03-24, 08:50:36
Any previews yet?
 

Skhilled

2024-03-24, 08:46:18
We almost have another theme completed.  :laugh:
 

Skhilled

2024-03-24, 08:45:18
What's up, bro?  :drinking:
 

Ken

2024-03-24, 08:42:45
Hi Steve.  :)
 

Skhilled

2024-02-21, 21:11:25
I missed that one. LOL

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #225 on: January 26, 2020, 04:31:06 PM »
LMAO! At least she didn't shoot first and ask questions later. LOL

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #226 on: January 27, 2020, 01:29:10 PM »
"Not all who wander are lost."-Tolkien
Yesterday When I was Young.

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #227 on: January 27, 2020, 09:59:37 PM »
"Not all who wander are lost."-Tolkien
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #228 on: January 29, 2020, 04:08:21 PM »
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #229 on: February 01, 2020, 08:00:30 PM »
Yeah, you've gotta see some of the "People at Walmart" images and videos! LMAO

They'll let some of the weirdest people in there but will stalk people of color all around the store as if they're going to steal something. Had it happen to me many times. I've done security and was a bouncer for over 10 years (as a lot of my family does) so I know when I'm being followed. Some of the guards make it very obvious for some reason and is why I don't shop there any more.

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« Reply #230 on: February 03, 2020, 08:03:56 AM »
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #231 on: February 03, 2020, 09:33:32 AM »
LMAO!

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« Reply #232 on: February 05, 2020, 09:07:38 PM »


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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #233 on: February 06, 2020, 09:52:25 AM »
LMAO!

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #234 on: February 07, 2020, 08:52:27 PM »


Fuck me I thought it was Batman🦇 Turns out it's just a horse 🐴
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« Reply #235 on: February 09, 2020, 07:40:17 AM »
Yes, it does!

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« Reply #236 on: February 13, 2020, 01:11:29 PM »
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« Reply #237 on: February 14, 2020, 12:40:18 AM »
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« Reply #238 on: February 14, 2020, 11:52:36 AM »
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« Reply #239 on: February 17, 2020, 08:11:07 PM »

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    Alabama
    A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
    "Where's Henry?" the others asked.
    "Henry had a stroke o' some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
    "You left Henry layin' out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
    "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one's gonna steal Henry!"


    Georgia
    The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
    He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
    The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."



    Louisiana
    A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana .."
    When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everythang happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world."





    Mississippi
    The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
    Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?"
    The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."






    North Carolina
    A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
    A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
    The man replied, "I got a flat tahr."
    The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
    The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."






    Tennessee
    A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
    The driver replied, "Bout whut?"






    Texas
    The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."
    "Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.' "


    ***************


    Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'bout the South, but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North.

"Not all who wander are lost."-Tolkien
Yesterday When I was Young.