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Our FamilyForum Welcome Center => Chit Chat & Humor => Topic started by: Ken on October 30, 2006, 01:16:34 PM
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A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. "Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks. "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" "Sure." "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks. "No, I can remember it."
"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top,too. Maybe you should write it down, so's not to forget it?" He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." "I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?" she asks. Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!"
Then he toddles into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment...
"Where's my toast ?" :laughingsmiley:
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Hey I have a pretty funny joke...
This newly wed couple are laying in bed the night after their honeymoon, the man rolls over and he looks at his wife real hard and farts on her. amazed the wife said "eww, what was that?" the husband looked at her and told her "fart football, i just scored a touchdown" so she tries, and she farts a good one, "Touchdown!!!" she screams,then she does it agian, but this time it was a silent one "Fieldgoal Good!" so the husband is getting jelous now. so he pushes as hard as he could and craps all over his side of the bed. the wife laughs and said "Eww...what was that?" he said "halfTime, Lets switch sides."
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"Ewww...that was gross and disgusting!" :laughingsmiley: