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Skhilled

2024-03-24, 09:52:09
It may be released as early as today...if we all agree on it. ;)
 

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2024-03-24, 09:37:46
Thank you, sir!  :)
 

Ken

2024-03-24, 09:28:38
I like it. Dark themes are not my first choice, but I like the crisp, clean lines.  :thumbup:
 

Skhilled

2024-03-24, 08:56:28
The original theme is here:

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2024-03-24, 08:53:17
You can always see the latest previews here but registration is disabled:

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Ken

2024-03-24, 08:50:36
Any previews yet?
 

Skhilled

2024-03-24, 08:46:18
We almost have another theme completed.  :laugh:
 

Skhilled

2024-03-24, 08:45:18
What's up, bro?  :drinking:
 

Ken

2024-03-24, 08:42:45
Hi Steve.  :)
 

Skhilled

2024-02-21, 21:11:25
I missed that one. LOL

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #90 on: January 12, 2019, 08:59:22 PM »


"Not all who wander are lost."-Tolkien
Yesterday When I was Young.

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #91 on: January 13, 2019, 07:34:23 AM »
LMAO!!! YES!!!

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #92 on: January 23, 2019, 05:10:43 PM »


"Not all who wander are lost."-Tolkien
Yesterday When I was Young.

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #93 on: January 23, 2019, 05:12:31 PM »


"Not all who wander are lost."-Tolkien
Yesterday When I was Young.

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #94 on: January 27, 2019, 04:59:28 PM »
hahahahaha!

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« Reply #96 on: February 04, 2019, 03:03:26 PM »
hahahahahaha!
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« Reply #97 on: February 09, 2019, 02:23:41 PM »


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« Reply #98 on: February 09, 2019, 02:53:26 PM »


"Not all who wander are lost."-Tolkien
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #99 on: February 18, 2019, 03:08:33 PM »


... found this over on WuB.
Butch the "Rooster"

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records
 and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could
 tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report just by listening to the bells.

Sarah's favourite rooster; old Butch, was a fine specimen but, this morning, she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she
 went to investigate; she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Sarah's amazement; old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet; do his job, and walk on to
 the next one.

Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize", they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards
 on the planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

Vote carefully in the next election: You can't always hear the bells.

... actually, this may be more real than we think! :o
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« Reply #100 on: February 19, 2019, 08:06:01 AM »
Well, said!

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« Reply #101 on: March 24, 2019, 06:29:28 PM »
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« Reply #102 on: March 25, 2019, 07:17:00 AM »
LMAO! My grandfather loved watching Bob Ross.

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« Reply #103 on: March 25, 2019, 08:10:35 AM »
LMAO! My grandfather loved watching Bob Ross.

I heard something about his old re-runs doing really good now.
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