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I've upgraded the server...more resources. ;)
 

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Now that you mention it...  :D
 

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...and, you should notice that the site is much faster.  :o
 

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Hey Steve.
 

Skhilled

2024-04-18, 17:56:10
Re-read the message below...
 

Skhilled

2024-03-31, 15:22:06
Oh yeah, you need to upgrade the site first...
 

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2024-03-30, 09:54:54
Whoops! I forgot that the SMF install here on OFF is out of date!  :'(
 

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2024-03-30, 09:44:48
 Conga-Rats Steve!  :thumbup:
Me gonna install it here just for the fun of it!  :)
 

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The Brave Captain
« on: August 18, 2009, 09:23:17 AM »
Once there was a Ship that set out to explore the Oceans in search of new lands.

As they were on their way, one day the man at the mast yelled out "Captain! I see Pirates - 1 ship of pirates approaching us".

So the Captain yelled "bring out my red shirt and get ready for battle men!"

They fought and won.

After the battle the crew asked the captain why he had called for his red shirt and he replied, "If i had bled i didnt want you to see it, that way you would not get disheartened"

The Crew was very impressed and gained a lot of respect for the captain.

The next day the man at the mast yelled out "Captain! I see Pirates - 10 ship of pirates approaching us"

So the Captain yelled "bring out my red shirt and get ready for battle men!"

They fought and won and the crew asked the same question about the red shirt and he gave the same reply. Everyone was very impressed.

The next day the man at the mast yelled out "Captain! I see Pirates - 100 ship of pirates approaching us"

So the Captain yelled "bring out my brown pants and get ready for battle men!"

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Re: The Brave Captain
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2009, 09:38:56 AM »
That's too funny!  :rofl:
"Not all who wander are lost."-Tolkien
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