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Now that you mention it...  :D
 

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Re-read the message below...
 

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Offline Ken (OP)

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Got Stopped Today!
« on: January 03, 2020, 04:24:18 PM »
Soooo I got pulled over in Winston-Salem today.... I already knew why he got me (I Was Speeding) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me. So I decided to try my luck. I got fart spray as a gag gift on Christmas and decided to try it out 🤣 The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays. So as the cop walks toward my car I sprayed about 5 squirts. He gets to my window and asks me to get out. I said I can’t! He stopped dead in his tracks and said lawd...what is that? I said I got a situation going on sir! The look on his face was priceless. I said, Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying get home because I.... (he is at my window and I didn't even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says... Oh my!! I think you need an ambulance. I said no (trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick 🤣)
Officer: BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. I’LL ESCORT YOU!
You guys , I did not expect it to go this way but the Officer followed me back to my house , & waited til I got out my car (he stayed in his). I had to walk all the way to the door, holding my butt cheeks, and limpin’ like I was hurtin’! No ticket written!
If you read until the end, I stole this status. So copy & paste like I did. Because everyone could use a good laugh ! 😂 Happy New Years, y’all! lol
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Re: Got Stopped Today!
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2020, 09:36:33 PM »
Luckily, he got a good cop. LOL What if he got a bad one?  :evil: