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Scrubmeister

2024-04-19, 10:32:40
Good to see the site back faster than ever. :)
 

Skhilled

2024-04-18, 21:09:09
I've upgraded the server...more resources. ;)
 

Ken

2024-04-18, 20:57:10
Now that you mention it...  :D
 

Skhilled

2024-04-18, 20:47:19
...and, you should notice that the site is much faster.  :o
 

Ken

2024-04-18, 20:31:37
Hey Steve.
 

Skhilled

2024-04-18, 17:56:10
Re-read the message below...
 

Skhilled

2024-03-31, 15:22:06
Oh yeah, you need to upgrade the site first...
 

Ken

2024-03-30, 09:54:54
Whoops! I forgot that the SMF install here on OFF is out of date!  :'(
 

Ken

2024-03-30, 09:44:48
 Conga-Rats Steve!  :thumbup:
Me gonna install it here just for the fun of it!  :)
 

Skhilled

2024-03-29, 22:15:23
Released!  :D

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Offline Ken (OP)

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?My friend is dead! What can I do??
« on: April 30, 2011, 06:08:33 PM »
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ?My friend is dead! What can I do??

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line...
[spoiler]He says: ?OK, now what??  :08:[/spoiler]
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Re: ?My friend is dead! What can I do??
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2011, 11:06:26 AM »
I head that one before but is still funny! I might even have it on my site.
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