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I've upgraded the server...more resources. ;)
 

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Now that you mention it...  :D
 

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...and, you should notice that the site is much faster.  :o
 

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Re-read the message below...
 

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Oh yeah, you need to upgrade the site first...
 

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Whoops! I forgot that the SMF install here on OFF is out of date!  :'(
 

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 Conga-Rats Steve!  :thumbup:
Me gonna install it here just for the fun of it!  :)
 

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It may be released as early as today...if we all agree on it. ;)

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #60 on: August 14, 2018, 07:41:51 AM »
Good one! LOL
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #61 on: August 15, 2018, 08:39:57 AM »
Whoops!  laughing7
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #62 on: August 15, 2018, 09:11:23 AM »
LMAO...the adult version.
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #63 on: August 16, 2018, 10:50:58 AM »
hahahahaa!
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« Reply #64 on: August 16, 2018, 09:21:39 PM »
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #65 on: August 18, 2018, 09:29:26 AM »
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #66 on: August 18, 2018, 05:43:37 PM »
Hmmm, I might get one of those now! LOL
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #67 on: August 22, 2018, 08:27:23 AM »
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #68 on: August 22, 2018, 08:36:05 AM »
LOL!
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« Reply #69 on: August 31, 2018, 02:47:19 PM »
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #70 on: September 02, 2018, 09:52:22 AM »
LOL, I hear ya!
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« Reply #71 on: September 11, 2018, 06:32:40 AM »
Found in a Goodwill, somewhere.  laughing7
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #73 on: September 30, 2018, 10:15:38 AM »
Two Statues
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There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.

They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, “As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do
what you’ve wished to do the most.”

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.

After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, “Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?”

He asks her. “Shall we?”

She eagerly replies, “Oh, yes, let’s! But let’s change positions. This time, I’ll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head.”
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« Reply #74 on: September 30, 2018, 10:27:06 AM »
Hunters Be Careful
Especially if out hunting Moose, they can get bold:

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