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Online Ken

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Who's driving?
« on: February 14, 2007, 05:59:06 AM »
Priceless!!!


   Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and
when his plane arrived there was a limousine waiting to transport him to his
home. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the
driver.

   "You know" he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a
limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?"

   The driver said, "No problem. Have at it."  Billy gets into the driver's
seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie
State Trooper operating his first speed trap.
    The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper
pulled out and easily caught the limo and he got out of his patrol car to
begin the procedure.
   The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was
rolled down, he was surprised to see who was driving.
   He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his
supervisor.  He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the
law... But I also know that important people are given certain courtesies.
I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important
person."

   The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?"  The young trooper said,
"No, he's more important than that." 
The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the
president."  The young trooper said, "No, he's even more important than
that."
   The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"
   The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus, because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!"
"Not all who wander are lost."-Tolkien
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