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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #300 on: January 22, 2021, 10:24:51 PM »
... day five!  laughing7

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #301 on: January 23, 2021, 06:01:42 AM »
That's really funny!!!

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #302 on: January 29, 2021, 05:35:16 AM »
Leave these hedge fund managers alone
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #303 on: February 02, 2021, 01:04:29 PM »
Grandma tells a dirty joke. (Bouder)

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #304 on: February 23, 2021, 06:47:23 PM »
Book your Mexican Getaway Now!
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #305 on: February 28, 2021, 10:23:36 AM »
 laughing7

 
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #306 on: March 22, 2021, 09:49:49 PM »
That's some funny $hit right there!  :hah!:
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #307 on: March 23, 2021, 10:45:19 AM »
Very funny but some are VERY true! LMAO

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #308 on: March 25, 2021, 06:54:04 AM »
Dirty Joke: James Bond walks into a bar
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #309 on: March 25, 2021, 11:01:05 AM »
LMAO!!!

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #310 on: May 06, 2021, 03:23:13 PM »
 


When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a bold proposal;
- Whoever dares to jump, swim to the coast and survive, I'll give you $ 1 million.
No one dared to move, suddenly, a man jumped into the water and desperately swam to the shore while being chased by all the crocodiles.
With enormous luck came, taking everyone's admiration at the scene, then the owner announced;
- We have a brave winner.
After collecting his reward, the couple returned to the hotel, upon arrival, the manager told him; he was very brave to jump, then the man said;
- I didn't jump, someone pushed me!
His wife smiled...
Moral: ′′ Behind every successful man, there's a woman who pushes him "...
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #311 on: May 07, 2021, 09:07:05 AM »
That's an oldie but goodie. lol

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #312 on: June 09, 2021, 05:54:36 AM »
We're Turning Into Magneto
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #314 on: July 06, 2021, 09:26:54 PM »
Your image is not showing Steve.  :o
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