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Re: What Made You Laugh/Happy Today?
« Reply #240 on: May 30, 2019, 07:23:15 AM »
LOL, good answer! LOL

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Re: What Made You Laugh/Happy Today?
« Reply #241 on: June 07, 2019, 07:15:54 PM »



4 Husbands
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.


(Wait for it)


She smiled and explained,

"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

(Oh, just hush-up and send this one on to somebody who needs a laugh.)  laughing7
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Re: What Made You Laugh/Happy Today?
« Reply #242 on: June 08, 2019, 10:47:20 AM »
OMG! LOL

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Re: What Made You Laugh/Happy Today?
« Reply #243 on: June 15, 2019, 08:09:58 AM »
" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti

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Re: What Made You Laugh/Happy Today?
« Reply #244 on: June 15, 2019, 08:16:54 AM »
LOL! I remember seeing this one somewhere recent.

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Re: What Made You Laugh/Happy Today?
« Reply #245 on: June 15, 2019, 04:14:23 PM »
" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti

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Re: What Made You Laugh/Happy Today?
« Reply #246 on: June 15, 2019, 04:21:21 PM »
Yup! Pretty much spot on! LOL

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" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti

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Re: What Made You Laugh/Happy Today?
« Reply #249 on: June 17, 2019, 08:33:26 AM »
" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti

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Re: What Made You Laugh/Happy Today?
« Reply #250 on: June 18, 2019, 08:13:50 AM »
" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti

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Re: What Made You Laugh/Happy Today?
« Reply #251 on: June 18, 2019, 09:18:19 AM »
LOL!

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Re: What Made You Laugh/Happy Today?
« Reply #252 on: June 19, 2019, 10:20:50 PM »
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Re: What Made You Laugh/Happy Today?
« Reply #253 on: June 20, 2019, 07:04:05 AM »
...while making crunching sounds... LMAO

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Re: What Made You Laugh/Happy Today?
« Reply #254 on: July 12, 2019, 03:11:11 PM »
" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti