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Author Topic: Joke of the Day!  (Read 5618 times)

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #75 on: October 01, 2018, 08:39:09 AM »
LOL, one good turn deserves another.

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #76 on: October 04, 2018, 10:30:40 PM »



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" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #77 on: October 05, 2018, 08:46:28 AM »
LOL!

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #78 on: October 06, 2018, 06:40:35 PM »



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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #79 on: October 07, 2018, 06:40:13 AM »
That is hilarious!!! LMAO

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Re: Joke of the Day!
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #81 on: October 07, 2018, 08:37:08 AM »
Good one Les.  laughing7

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #82 on: October 07, 2018, 09:01:50 AM »
Wait until they find out how to actually use them...

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #83 on: November 12, 2018, 04:43:54 PM »

Old Lady With A Bag Full Of Cash Was Questioned By The Police – Her Explanation Is Priceless

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.”

“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.

“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop.“Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”

“Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.

A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower Garden. It used to really tick me off. Remove the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?

So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.

Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.’

“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”

“Not everybody pays.”


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« Reply #84 on: November 12, 2018, 08:34:03 PM »



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« Reply #85 on: November 13, 2018, 08:47:30 AM »



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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #86 on: December 22, 2018, 02:54:38 PM »



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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #87 on: December 22, 2018, 07:09:22 PM »
LOL! Fools!!!

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #88 on: January 08, 2019, 06:51:33 PM »

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" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #89 on: January 10, 2019, 08:17:23 AM »
I've seen that saying but not with that pic. LOL

 


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