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Skhilled

2019 Jun 08 18:41:28
That will be on the list but down the road.
 

Skhilled

2019 Jun 08 18:41:07
I don't think he made a lot of holiday themes or any at all. LOL
 

Ken

2019 Jun 08 18:33:15
Yeah, I had looked there, but hoped you might know of one.
 

Skhilled

2019 Jun 08 18:26:08
I don't think so... I just checked at CZ's demo site but didn't see any:

https://www.jpr62.com/demos/index.php
 

Ken

2019 Jun 08 17:20:57
@Steve...
Do you have any 4th of July themes on Jeff's site?
 

Skhilled

2019 May 30 07:20:35
Had hail the past two days along with thunderstorms. Will have another TS today. Also, had a couple of tornadoes in the area and in NJ.
 

Ken

2019 May 28 18:37:02
Our weather reports serious storms up your way in Pennsylvania, please stay safe Steve.
 

Skhilled

2019 May 28 18:26:05
Was hailing here just a bit ago and had tornado warnings.
 

Ken

2019 May 25 14:50:48
Congratulations Asha!  :heart:
 

Ken

2019 May 24 08:16:05
It's Friday and we are awake and the Sun is shining!!!
 :banana:

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Offline Skhilled

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #75 on: October 01, 2018, 08:39:09 AM »
LOL, one good turn deserves another.

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #76 on: October 04, 2018, 10:30:40 PM »



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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #77 on: October 05, 2018, 08:46:28 AM »
LOL!

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #78 on: October 06, 2018, 06:40:35 PM »



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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #79 on: October 07, 2018, 06:40:13 AM »
That is hilarious!!! LMAO

Offline Lesmond

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Offline Ken (OP)

Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #81 on: October 07, 2018, 08:37:08 AM »
Good one Les.  laughing7

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #82 on: October 07, 2018, 09:01:50 AM »
Wait until they find out how to actually use them...

Offline Ken (OP)

Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #83 on: November 12, 2018, 04:43:54 PM »

Old Lady With A Bag Full Of Cash Was Questioned By The Police – Her Explanation Is Priceless

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.”

“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.

“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop.“Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”

“Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.

A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower Garden. It used to really tick me off. Remove the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?

So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.

Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.’

“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”

“Not everybody pays.”


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Offline Ken (OP)

Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #84 on: November 12, 2018, 08:34:03 PM »



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« Reply #85 on: November 13, 2018, 08:47:30 AM »



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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #86 on: December 22, 2018, 02:54:38 PM »



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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #87 on: December 22, 2018, 07:09:22 PM »
LOL! Fools!!!

Offline Ken (OP)

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« Reply #88 on: January 08, 2019, 06:51:33 PM »

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #89 on: January 10, 2019, 08:17:23 AM »
I've seen that saying but not with that pic. LOL