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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #165 on: August 11, 2019, 09:48:44 AM »
" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
Yesterday When I was Young.

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #166 on: August 11, 2019, 02:00:13 PM »
Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed..
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Ontario. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident;
I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
The second surgeon said.. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident;
I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics.
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs”. Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuana
and he rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the man's blonde hair and the Horse's ass.
I was able to put them together and now he's the President of the U..S.A!"

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #167 on: August 11, 2019, 08:12:03 PM »
Good one Les!  :2funny:
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #168 on: August 12, 2019, 10:31:00 AM »
" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #169 on: August 13, 2019, 08:50:31 AM »
Cute! LOL

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #170 on: August 14, 2019, 07:37:53 AM »
" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #171 on: August 14, 2019, 08:46:04 AM »
I'll bet that made him very popular with the ladies either way. LMAO

I wish I'd have a big, um, wallet like his. LOL

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #172 on: August 14, 2019, 02:39:39 PM »
Hahahahaha!
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #173 on: August 16, 2019, 04:44:53 AM »
Amazingly good stuff here, gotta love Steven Colbert.

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« Reply #174 on: August 16, 2019, 07:40:39 AM »
Trump and all of the GOP would really hate the street change! LOL

But, I'm not surprised about heading toward a recession. He keeps messing with other countries that have done nothing to us and is alienating the entire world!

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« Reply #175 on: August 16, 2019, 08:52:14 AM »
I fear that we will need a generation or more to recover from all of this destruction he and McConnell are bringing to our nation. On all levels and all fronts, they are just fucking up our nation and the world.
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« Reply #176 on: August 16, 2019, 01:57:39 PM »
" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
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« Reply #177 on: August 16, 2019, 02:13:38 PM »

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« Reply #178 on: August 16, 2019, 02:15:44 PM »
 laughing7
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #179 on: August 17, 2019, 02:56:16 PM »
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what ! !
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends..Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'
She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'
'Why?' he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'
'Let me see' he said.
'Okay' and she showed him.. He looked and said, 'That's right.You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl,
'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he showed her!
She said, 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you!
You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!