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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #210 on: December 13, 2019, 12:59:50 PM »
It is a bit misleading to have her posed in that way.  laughing7
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #211 on: December 14, 2019, 07:23:58 AM »
CGI **Award-Winning** 3D Animated Short : "The JockStrap Raiders" - by Mark Nelson | TheCGBros
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Check out this hilariously funny Student Academy Award winning, animated short film called "The Jockstrap Raiders" created by the talented Mark Nelson! The Jockstrap Raiders is a animated short film about a group of misfits during world war I. It takes place in Leeds, England where our heroes are all excluded from the war due to various abnormalities. Threatened by the invading German Kaiser and his army, they must learn to become a team and overcome their deficiencies in order to save Britain, and the world

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #212 on: December 15, 2019, 05:29:21 PM »
" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #213 on: December 16, 2019, 10:44:03 AM »
That's exactly why I don't take that road! LMAO

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #214 on: December 24, 2019, 03:17:16 PM »
" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #215 on: December 25, 2019, 06:59:00 AM »
LOL!

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #216 on: December 31, 2019, 09:12:59 AM »
" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #217 on: December 31, 2019, 09:24:01 AM »
Thanks any oldie but goodie! LOL

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #218 on: January 05, 2020, 02:29:09 AM »
Yes, I know that this joke is corny AF and it's an oldie... but I laughed my ass off!  :hah!:

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #219 on: January 05, 2020, 07:09:17 AM »
It's a wonder why I've never been hit doing that. LMAO

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« Reply #221 on: January 05, 2020, 08:36:09 AM »
Step 5: Crash boat cause you can no longer see where you are going. LOL

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« Reply #222 on: January 05, 2020, 03:05:46 PM »
That's funny!  laughing7
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« Reply #223 on: January 06, 2020, 11:56:37 AM »
" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
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