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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #210 on: December 13, 2019, 12:59:50 PM »
It is a bit misleading to have her posed in that way.  laughing7
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #211 on: December 14, 2019, 07:23:58 AM »
CGI **Award-Winning** 3D Animated Short : "The JockStrap Raiders" - by Mark Nelson | TheCGBros
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Check out this hilariously funny Student Academy Award winning, animated short film called "The Jockstrap Raiders" created by the talented Mark Nelson! The Jockstrap Raiders is a animated short film about a group of misfits during world war I. It takes place in Leeds, England where our heroes are all excluded from the war due to various abnormalities. Threatened by the invading German Kaiser and his army, they must learn to become a team and overcome their deficiencies in order to save Britain, and the world

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #212 on: December 15, 2019, 05:29:21 PM »
" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #213 on: December 16, 2019, 10:44:03 AM »
That's exactly why I don't take that road! LMAO

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #214 on: December 24, 2019, 03:17:16 PM »
" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #215 on: December 25, 2019, 06:59:00 AM »
LOL!

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« Reply #216 on: December 31, 2019, 09:12:59 AM »
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #217 on: December 31, 2019, 09:24:01 AM »
Thanks any oldie but goodie! LOL

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« Reply #218 on: January 05, 2020, 02:29:09 AM »
Yes, I know that this joke is corny AF and it's an oldie... but I laughed my ass off!  :hah!:

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« Reply #219 on: January 05, 2020, 07:09:17 AM »
It's a wonder why I've never been hit doing that. LMAO

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« Reply #221 on: January 05, 2020, 08:36:09 AM »
Step 5: Crash boat cause you can no longer see where you are going. LOL

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« Reply #222 on: January 05, 2020, 03:05:46 PM »
That's funny!  laughing7
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« Reply #223 on: January 06, 2020, 11:56:37 AM »
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #224 on: January 26, 2020, 12:06:28 PM »


An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”. The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.

She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.

She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

The moral of the story?

If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable.

" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
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