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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #270 on: July 19, 2020, 09:50:25 PM »


" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #271 on: July 27, 2020, 01:38:36 PM »
" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #272 on: July 29, 2020, 05:34:12 AM »
How to person woman man camera tv
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #273 on: August 04, 2020, 02:30:08 PM »


... as seen on Twitter.
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In Britain, a squirrel once got its head stuck inside a Halloween mask and ran around terrifying an entire neighborhood.

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #274 on: August 07, 2020, 09:25:11 AM »
I remember seeing that one some years ago.

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #275 on: August 13, 2020, 12:38:02 PM »
" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #276 on: August 15, 2020, 09:08:08 AM »
 :rofl2 :rofl2 :rofl2

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #277 on: August 15, 2020, 09:05:47 PM »
Spotted this today on FB.  :hah!:

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #278 on: August 30, 2020, 02:51:00 PM »
Here's some redneck engineering at it's best!  laughing7

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #279 on: August 30, 2020, 02:59:20 PM »
Looks like something my brother would do...he's black. LMAO

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #280 on: August 30, 2020, 03:22:38 PM »
Looks like something my brother would do...he's black. LMAO

Err... OK... no shit, me woulda never picked up on that detail!  laughing7
j/k... that opening was just too good to pass up.
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« Reply #281 on: August 30, 2020, 03:28:19 PM »
LMAO There are a lot of white in my family. The twins are actually half black as their father is white...my half-brothers. Me and my son have white spots on our bodies.

I remember being in the back seat of one of their cars and the had strings tied to the windshield wipes cause they were broken. The worked in tandem pulling the wipers back and forth while driving so they could see where they were going! LOL

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« Reply #282 on: August 30, 2020, 03:49:37 PM »
Not too long ago, there was a commercial on TV that was based on the string wiper.
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #283 on: September 02, 2020, 11:59:33 AM »
If Black People Said The Stuff White People Say

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #284 on: September 03, 2020, 01:34:33 PM »