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Food Funnies!
« on: December 10, 2019, 07:35:04 PM »
Gonna make this topic a Stickie so we can post our Food Funnies.

Heres my first one...  laughing7

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Re: Food Funnies!
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2019, 11:33:18 AM »
This was an actual thing but never caught on. I remember seeing that many years ago.

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Re: Food Funnies!
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2019, 12:57:24 PM »
It's a fun and novel idea and I would try it, but the single link is the only way for me.  laughing7
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Re: Food Funnies!
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2019, 08:28:31 PM »
Me too, although I do love a split fried dog or two between two slices of bread. Haven't made those in ages. LOL

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Re: Food Funnies!
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2019, 07:00:15 AM »
Me too, although I do love a split fried dog or two between two slices of bread. Haven't made those in ages. LOL

OK, I gotcha on that one, plus sometimes I like to add a fried egg... but, like you, it's been a long time tho.
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Re: Food Funnies!
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2020, 12:52:50 AM »
" If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
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Re: Food Funnies!
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2020, 11:39:33 AM »
Grandson posted this one on FB this morning.  :hah!:


So I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the lady behind me honked at me and flipped me off because I was taking to long to order. Wow. (Take the high road).

So I paid for her food.

I moved up and she leaned out the window looking all crazy at me because the teller told her I paid for her food. She felt embarrassed.

When I got to the second window to get my food, I showed them both receipts and took her food too!

I paid for it, it’s mine! Now she has to wait even longer. 😂

So I Honked my horn and screamed back, “Patience is a virtue”😂

She gonna learn today! 😎
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Re: Food Funnies!
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2020, 07:37:57 PM »
LMAO!!! That's how you do it! LOL

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Re: Food Funnies!
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2020, 07:20:28 AM »
... this is one crazy young lady!

GIRL VS. 13 MILLION SCOVILLE DEATH NUT CHALLENGE 2.0

WORLD FAMOUS 72OZ BIG TEXAN STEAK CHALLENGE
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Re: Food Funnies!
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2020, 02:12:35 PM »
I could make a TON of jokes about her taking a "Death Nut Challenge"! LMFAO

It'll take her 5 hours just to cut the damn thing! They really need sharper knives! LOL She's having a harder time cutting the steak than eating it! LMAO

Ha! My grandson, who is just one years old yesterday, would've eaten half of it in half of the time. I visited him today. He ate 5 biscuits, about 10 small cookies (pretty small),a big bowl of oatmeal, a tub of yogurt, a full bottle of water and was still hungry and eating when I left! I mean he ate all of those things back to back!  shocked003

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Re: Food Funnies!
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2020, 03:40:05 PM »
WOW! He's gonna grow up and give her some competition!  shocked003

I  was thinking about the knife thing when she first started cutting the steak, wonder if they would let you bring your own knife?  laughing7
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Re: Food Funnies!
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2020, 04:08:08 PM »
Me, my dad and my son eat like that...well, I "used" to eat like that. LOL Not so much any more...